i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
I didn’t laugh at this
Tracks
AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING
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Overly Attached Pets
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So exploring the Lion King tag on deviant art is quite the experience, to say the least.
alright kids this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
this made me laugh really hard
(Source: chelseawoosh)
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying
